July 2012
cosmicsan:
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
That annoying moment when you're standing in a...
sodamnrelatable:
And you’re just standing behind them like
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Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Me: No.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Me: Shhh.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Me: ...
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
colfersaurusrex:
I’m going to settle this once...
When closing a program that won't respond...
sodamnrelatable:
“Program is not responding”
Us:
Program:
Us:
Program:
Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge.
Program:
Us: CLOSE DOWN. YOU BITCH.
Program:
Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER.
Program:
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things that say a lot about people:
the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
how they feel about the weather
whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books
fingernails
and hands in general
their preferred creative outlet
how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
whether or not they drink coffee
if they ever forget to eat
how honest they are with themselves (and others)
if...
me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
stilinskeez:
first world problem: having to refer to someone in a tv show/movie as the character’s name because your friends for some reason don’t know the actors name and entire imdb filmography and age and whether or not they are married like you do
When people ask if i want to hang out after school...
sodamnrelatable:
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Rules for texting a girl:
h4te:
Use good grammar.
Ask questions.
Use smiley faces.
Don’t take 40 minutes to reply.
Have you ever walked into your room and you're...
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