CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • Nathan: It's the oldest story in the world. One day you're seventeen and planning for someday. And then quietly and without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday, and this if your life.
  • Haley: We spend so much time wanting, pursuing, wishing. But ambition is good, chasing things with integrity is good, dreaming.
  • Brooke: If you had a friend you knew you'd never see again, what would you say? If you could do one last thing for someone you love, what would it be? Say it, do it. Don't wait. Nothing lasts forever.
  • Marvin: Make a wish and place it in your heart. Anything you want, everything you want.
  • Millicent: Do you have it? Good. Now believe it can come true.
  • Quinn: You never know where the next miracle is gonna come from.
  • Clay: The next memory, the next smile, the next wish come true.
  • Chase: But if you believe that its right around the corner…
  • Chris: You open you heart and mind to the possibility of it, to the certainty of it.
  • Skills: You just might get the thing you're wishing for.
  • Julian: The world is full of magic. You just have to believe in it.
  • Brooke: So make your wish. Do you have it?
  • Nathan: Good. Now believe in it.
  • Haley: With all your heart.

round 4

49. drake and josh, the one where the brothers get jobs at the movie theatre and drake becomes abusive of his power and then quits bc it was the right thing to do (watching this reminded me of you Michelle!)
50. h2o, KIDNAPPED!
51. gossip girl, 5x13 
52. the bachelor, 16x05
53. pretty little liars, 2x18
54. jane by design, 1x05
55. switched at birth, 1x15
56. glee, 3x11
57. new girl, 1x11
58. ONE TREE HILL!, 9x04
59. the lying game, 1x15
60. grey’s anatomy, 8x13
61. the vampire diaries, 3x13

……if I did homework and worked on the things on my to-do list as much as I watched TV I’d probably be a much more productive person but right now I just don’t even care

JULIAN: I can only get the heat in here to eighty-five degrees. It was at least a hundred and one when I left Davis. I can’t forgive myself for this, I can’t forgive myself for being so careless. I almost took away the one thing that matters most to us. You wanted a baby more than anything. You waited and you prayed, and you had a miracle happen. Your dream came true and then in one moment, in one horrible stupid moment, I almost took that away from you. 
BROOKE: But you didn’t. Stop. You didn’t. 

round 3!

37. once upon a time, 1x10
38. the bachelor, 16x04
39. pretty little liars, 2x17
40. switched at birth, 1x14
41. jane by design, 1x04
42. ONE TREE HILL, 9x03 (OH MY GOD)
43. the lying game, 1x14
44. hart of dixie, 1x11
45. gossip girl, 5x12
46. royal pains, 3x11
47. royal pains, 3x12
48. once upon a time, 1x11

Leave the children alone, Mark!

First toddler Jamie falls into the pool
And then he’s kidnapped by psycho Nanny Carrie

AND NOW THIS
JULIAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
MARK SCHWAHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HEART

This is absolutely horrific and I cannot believe it actually just happened
THIS HAS TO BE A CRUEL JOKE OR A SICK DREAM

round 2

26. gossip girl, 5x11 the end of the affair
27. saturday night live, january 14 2012 (aka daniel radcliffe hosted this episode and that’s really the only reason why I watched it <3)
28. switched at birth, 1x13 self portrait with bandaged ear
29. the bachelor, 1x03 week three
30. jane by design, 1x03 the birkin
31. one tree hill, 9x02 in the room where you sleep
32. glee, 3x10 yes/no
33. new girl, 1x10 the story of the 50
34. grey’s anatomy, 8x12 hope for the hopeless
35. the vampire diaries, 3x12 the ties that bind
36. skins 1x01, tony 

(Source: mrcarstairs)

television > homework

okay yeah so I’m gonna do this 500 episodes in a year thing and it’s gonna be fun

these are all the things I’ve watched this year thus far because I am pathetic and watch too much TV all the time…

one tree hill:
1. 8x18 quiet little voices
2. 8x19 where not to look for freedom
3. 8x22 this is my house, this is my home
4. 9x01 know this, we’ve noticed

once upon a time
5. 1x05 that still small voice
6. 1x06 the shepherd
7. 1x07 the heart is a lonely hunter
8. 1x08 desperate souls

pretty little liars
9. 2x14 through many dangers, toils, and snares
10. 2x15 a hot piece of a
11. 2x16 let the water hold me down

the lying game 
12. 1x11 o twin, where art thou?
13. 1x12 when we dead awaken
14. 1x13 pleased to meet me

jane by design
15. 1x01 pilot
16. 1x02 the runway

switched at birth
17. 1x11 starry night
18. 1x12 the tempest

grey’s anatomy
19. 8x10 suddenly
20. 8x11 this magic moment

the vampire diaries
21. 3x10 the new deal
22. 3x11 our town

2 broke girls
23. 1x13 and the secret ingredient is

the bachelor:
24. 16x01 first week 
25. 16x02 second week

I think that’s it… 25/500 let’s go!